Refund policy

We Hear You, Bestie!

We want you to love your gear — like, journal-about-it, tell-your-therapist levels of love. If something's off, we're not going to gaslight you about it. We'll make it right. 🔮

We offer refunds for:

• Items sent incorrectly (our bad, not your retrograde)
• Damaged or defective products (the universe provides, but apparently quality control sometimes doesn't)

The fine print, energetically delivered:
Refund requests must be made within 30 days of purchase. After that, we have to assume the shirt has become part of your aura and there's no separating you two now.

How to request one:
Email us at alignedunhingedsupport@gmail.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. No need to perform your trauma for us — just the facts, we'll handle the rest with the appropriate amount of chaotic compassion.

A note on impermanence:
This Refund Policy may change at any time without notice, because nothing in this realm is truly permanent (see: your 2019 manifestation board). For the most current version, just reach out to alignedunhingedsupport@gmail.com — we'll send you the latest cosmic update.

One more thing, for the love of all that's holy:
Please follow the washing and care instructions included with your purchase. We charged this shirt with good intentions, not durability against your washing machine's villain era. 🧺