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Talk Dirty to Me T-Shirt
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Talk Dirty to Me T-Shirt

Color: Navy
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

🔮 The Threads That Transcend (Allegedly)

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because healing your inner child is hard, but at least the fabric's soft. This unisex tee has that "I said 'I don't do drama' then caused several scenes this week" feel built right in. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size — because growth is a journey, but your shirt size shouldn't be. 🕯️ Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are also "working on themselves," loosely.

Premium Everyday Comfort

Made for Maximum Cozy Witch Energy

100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk so your favorite tee keeps its shape—even after repeated moon rituals and emotional support laundry cycles.

Lightweight & Breathable
Made with soft 4.5 oz fabric that feels comfortable all day long, whether you're manifesting abundance, avoiding responsibilities, or surviving purely out of spite.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit
Relaxed, easy-to-wear fit designed to flatter most body types. Not too tight. Not too boxy. Just the right amount of comfy chaos.

Built to Last

Built to Survive Your Questionable Life Choices

Made to Last
Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, neck, and seams helps your tee hold up through repeated wear, countless washes, and whatever chaos the universe throws your way.

Keeps Its Shape
The seamless collar and quarter-turned construction help prevent twisting, bunching, and awkward center creases. Because your shirt should stay aligned, even when you aren't.

Tag-Free Comfort
Features an easy tear-away label for a smooth, irritation-free fit. No scratchy tags. No distractions. Just maximum comfort and minimal curses.

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Soft. Cozy. Slightly Unhinged.

Life is chaotic enough. Your t-shirt shouldn't be.

That's why we use soft, comfortable materials designed for everyday wear and long-lasting comfort. Whether you're manifesting, spiraling, thriving, surviving, or doing all four at once, your tee will be right there with you.

Good vibes. Bad decisions. Great shirts.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.